He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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