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She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
is that a dick in a sweater?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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