We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
my liver is dry heaving
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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