I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Someone came in the potted fern
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
