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I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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