I smell stomach acid.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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