never play flip cup with pint glasses
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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