at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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