my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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