Christians are straight up FREAKS
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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