why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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