So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.