I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Operation Purity has been aborted
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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