So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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