The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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