Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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