Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
We are two peas in an std pod
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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