I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Randomize
