remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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