there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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