We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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