dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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