You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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