what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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