I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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