I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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