Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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