I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
