My room smells like vodka and shame
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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