Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just found puke in my bra..
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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