I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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