spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Girls should come with a carfax report
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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