ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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