and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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