True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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