Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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