Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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