He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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