i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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