he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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