I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
false alarm, still single
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