Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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