problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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