Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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