who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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