i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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