just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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