We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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