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Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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