i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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