bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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