I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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