eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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